THIS ISNT A JOKE AMANDA BYNES IS SWAGGER JACKING A STIPPER AS A SLOPPY ATTEMPT TO GET DRAKE TO BONE HER ASS TOO
(via rosaparking)
how to have a flat stomach
- remove all of your organs
(via gateway-to-narnia)
has anyone tried typing with their boner
yuuersdsz
my parents don’t realize that i am perfectly happy avoiding humanity
(Source: gaydayparade, via sociallyawkward-butterfly)
That amazing feel when you catch a legendary, especially with a pokeball
(via support-or-feed)
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
(via foreigntones)